areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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