Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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It's official drugs can't kill me
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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