I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How's work?
Spinning.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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