But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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