beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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