I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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