why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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