butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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