Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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