Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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