Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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