Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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