Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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