So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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