We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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