did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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