...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
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ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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