Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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