I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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whose parrot is this?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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