I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dick very happy bro
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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