I just made out with a guy for $7.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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