fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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