the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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