I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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