Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just had sex on a roof
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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