Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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