Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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