Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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