the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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