i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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