somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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