i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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