Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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