Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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