Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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