I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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