I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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