i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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