But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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