dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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When did angry sex become our thing?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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