i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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