What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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