I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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