She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize