i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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