Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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