omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize