Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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