mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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