There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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