I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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